As I lay me down to sleep
I pray your hands away you keep
As I doze I ignore
Your loud, persistent snore
Take heed my words or you will find
the bed we share will soon be mine
So please get it in your head
Keep your hands away or lose your bed
Your hands roam as you do snooze
if you continue, your hands you’ll lose
Hear me moan and hear me cuss
Another night – Sleepus interruptus
